Monday, November 3, 2008

'Twas the Night Before Elections

THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS
Author Unknown

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of the sudden
There arose such noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick with a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the sink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!"

On Fannie, on Freddie,On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So, I leave you to think
On this one final note -

IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET YOUR BUTT OUT AND VOTE!!!

4 comments:

Andrea said...

Great poem!

WeAreTheRopers said...

Lol, I LOVE it, this is so perfect! I need to send it to my super liberal boss...

...or maybe that would be a bad idea.

Lindsay said...

Amen!

Drew and Alicia said...

HAHAHA that is sooo funny!!